Braunstein Speaks

Braunstein’s Daughter Speaks: Again.....

I am delighted to inform my father’s loyal readers that he has come through his recent surgery with flying colors. The amputation was a complete success, and is already healing nicely. He is resting comfortably as I post this, sitting up in his bedside chair, pain-free for the first time in far too long. He is also being slowly driven insane by boredom. Alas, the hospital he is in has no Wi-Fi access (imagine!) and no news but CNN. He is very cranky about his only news source.
“By the time I finally get out of here, I’ll be a liberal!” he snarled.
So I performed a quick emergency test. I asked him, in as non-judgmental and accepting a tone as I could muster, how he felt about the job the President’s been doing lately.
He replied with one word that I do not believe I should print here, as I know that several impressionable young people read this blog regularly. I think we’re safe. This will not be The Huffington Post any time soon.
Alas, we have no firm date by which he will be able to return to regular posts, but we hope that he will enter an in-patient rehabilitation center by the end of the week, and we have already checked: Wi-Fi and Fox News will be available to him in the new facility.
Thank God.
For everything.

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